I actually won the game!
I held down the down & right arrow keys simultaneously and skated right to the end. To which nothing happens. The game doesn't even end. It just says thanks.
Anyway, I thought I'd let folks know so they didn't stay up all night wondering. There were things I liked, just don't make me figure out which or what....
It's good to see that some players are actually skilled enough to complete the game! Were you able to get to the adult content?
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